Step 1: Find SI Step 2: kill SI Step 3: repeat Step 4: get awp Step 5: die to a charger Step 6: get off l4d2 and get up from your chair Step 7: go to your bathroom and look at yourself in the mirror Step 8: cry because you are hardstuck on purple or lower color Step 9: get back on l4d2 Step 10: do step 1 and repeat
Kill SI Get awp Get tk'ed Search that mf's rank Watch him play with your awp cuz you can't do shit anyways because he's ranked higher than you
Step 4.5: see a charger, and strafe sideways to avoid it Step 4.75: watch it drift like a rally car and break the laws of physics as it comes towards you anyway Step 5: die to a charger
You can buy cheats from Punk. He consistently drops an AWP when he logs in. Or just run nearby; that's what I did and got it. He's already sold his cheat to many players, including Rw, vet, Шут, and roxy. And BjorN seems to have recently bought one from him, too.(It's a joke)